Events

Zach Weinersmith has abridged the Bible "Beyond the Point of Usefulness." And he has given this work a Creative Commons 3.0 BY-NC license, which lets me post it right here for you (281 k, PDF). Enjoy. Excerpts: Genesis: God made everything, but humans keep screwing it up; some Jews move to Egypt, which seemed like a good idea at the time. Amos: Amos becomes, like, the 14,000th prophet to note that Israel is making God mad and when you make God mad things go bad. Acts: Finding the market for Jewish...

Too many interesting things to read today. I've got some time between work and Bel Canto to get through them: An astronomer thinks he knows the origin of the Wow! signal. A Chicagoist writer has crunched the numbers on Restaurant Week. Crain's looks at the new Illinois Cloud Tax and its effects on tech startups. Krugman shows, one more time, how much better things are now than at the beginning of Obama's presidency. Hanselman describes WallabyJS, a new JavaScript test runner. Jetbrains has developed a...

After watching the state of the union address, my party (small sense) decided to watch The American President. In the first ten minutes, we watched agog as we realized that none of the principal political arguments in the U.S. have changed since 1995.

...a report from the Executive to the Legislature required by Article II, section 3. Everyone is following along, yes? 9:11pm: First applause line: "I'm going to try to make it a little shorter." 9:15pm: My companion: "Fear!" Me: "No, that's Feinstein." 9:18pm: Oh, dear. Third "fear" of the speech. Might not make it... 9:21pm: "Anyone who says America's economy is in decline is peddling fiction." 9:29pm: "There is red tape that can be cut." Bi-partisan applause, for different reasons. 9:32pm: "When the...

We're experiencing what everyone hopes will be the two coldest days of 2016. This morning Chicago woke up to -18°C temperatures and a forecast for more of the same through tomorrow night. And then Wednesday it all goes back to the weirdly warm winter we've been having. The Climate Prediction Center still says we're going to have a warmer-than-average winter, and even the long-term forecasts call for high probabilities of warmer-than-average temperatures through June and beyond. These temperatures kill...

The Economist reports this week that the Tsujiki fish market will close at the end of November: Squeezed between the Sumida river and the Ginza shopping district, Tsukiji is creaking at the seams. Some 60,000 people work under its leaky roof, and hundreds of forklifts, carrying everything from sea urchins to whale meat, careen across bumpy floors. The site’s owner, the city government, wants it moved. The final blow was Tokyo’s successful bid to host the 2020 Olympics. A new traffic artery will cut...

So says Australian recruiter Greg Savage in a viral post from 2011 just now making another round on click-bait sites: In recent years it seems that a meeting set to start at 9 am, for some people means in the general vicinity of any time which starts with the numeral ‘9’. Like 9.30 for example. People drift in at 9.10 or 9.20, or even later. And they smile warmly at the waiting group, as they unwrap their bacon sandwich, apparently totally unconcerned that others have been there since five to nine...

The Dept of Homeland Security says we can still use our drivers licenses at airports until 2018: The shift gives breathing room to Illinois, which had expected its driver's licenses and IDs to be inadequate for air travel, including domestic flights, as early as this spring. The U.S. Department of Homeland Security last fall declined to give Illinois a third deadline extension for meeting the Real ID Act standards put into place in 2005. As a result, it was expected that Illinois travelers by the middle...

Dan McLaughlin, writing for the conservative Federalist, examines the 2016 Republican primary race in terms of military strategist John Boyd's philosophies: Boyd’s core insight was about the interactive and disruptive nature of speed on human decision-making: success in conflict can be rapid and dramatic if one can “operate inside the OODA Loop” of the opponent. Operating inside the opponent’s OODA Loop means presenting him with a constantly shifting battlefield that keeps him off-balance and...

As the work week slowly grinds down, I've lined these articles up for consumption tomorrow morning: Paul Krugman has thoughts about Fitbits. Chicago is going ahead with a $1bn plan to finish the O'Hare Modernization Project. Elsewhere in our fair city, a Meetup group walks the entire length of a Chicago street once a month. I might join. Monkeys can't own copyrights in the U.S., even for their own selfies. And now it's off to the barber shop. And then the pub.