Riches of embarrassment

Just a couple of eye-roll-worthy lunchtime links today:

• Chicago police union head John Catanzara, who I referred to on Facebook yesterday as a "whiny, belligerent infant," has quit the CPD and announced a run for mayor. My previous comments stand.
• Sears closed its last remaining store in its home state of Illinois on Sunday. I still hate Eddie Lampert for it.
• Michelle Goldberg takes the "social justice industry" to task for policing words instead of accomplishing real change.
• Ordinarily-idyllic coastal British Columbia got over 250 mm of rain in two days, causing widespread flooding and billions in damage.
• Russia shot a missile at one of its obsolete satellites, sending debris all over the lower orbits and threatening the International Space Station.

What fun.