Suggested headlines for Iraqi news media

Molly Ivins suggests in her latest column (URL to follow) that we can dtect American military interference in Iraqi news by headlines such as:

• "26 million Iraqis Unhurt in Latest Terror Blast."
• "Few Changes Needed to Turn Abu Ghraib Into an Applebee's."
• "Voting Machines in Upcoming Elections Donated by Florida."
• "New Automatic Citizenship Law Turns U.S. forces Into Crack Iraqi Army Overnight."

And now for something completely different: Did you know pet pigeons are banned in Chicago? I didn't either.